I love London. I love its rudeness, its lack of community; it’s impatient. I even love its weather. But most of all, I love the anonymity. The first thing that you should know about me is that I’m a whore. In a world of children and bikinis and grandmothers and fuck-me boots, the surest way to tell is a prostitute is to look for the woman in the designer suit. Locate the lift. Glide past reception. Look like you know where you’re going. Walk quickly. Don’t attract too much attention. Be fabulous but forgettable. You should also know that this isn’t the real me.
FRIENDS repeated quotes:
Phoebe’s “Regina Phalange”
Monica’s “I know!”
Joey’s “How you doin’?”
Wow this is so interesting
I think gifs like these are insanely helpful, I love them
love this, it’s like a little cheat sheet
Make me chose between this or that - Anonymous asked ”Fili or Kili?”
She worries. She thinks I’m reckless.